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When we claim that she's crazy, we're not simply saying that because we dislike her. We say that she is insane because there is a pattern of saying and doing amazingly unhinged things.

Michele Bachmann has said some really crazy things. Her behavior can be quite erratic as well. If she would occasionally spout nonsense, okay. Every right winger occasionally let's their guard down and shows their true feelings. Sadly, we've become accustomed to it. But she's out on the lunatic fringe of things more often than not.

*** LATEST INSANITY ***
  • (8/28/2009) She urged conservatives at a Colorado speech to slit their wrists in a bizarre blood bond to stop healthcare reform.
  • In a fiery speech that had her conservative Colorado audience cheering, U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann railed against the dangers of health care reform and other Democratic initiatives, warning the proposals "have the strength to destroy this country forever."

    "This cannot pass," the Minnesota Republican told a crowd at a Denver gathering sponsored by the Independence Institute. "What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn't pass."
    See the World's Worst Person archive for Keith Olbermann's take on her behavior.

    If you were to watch just two videos to gain some insight into what makes her sparkle so brightly, these two videos are probably the ones:




  • Groped President Bush at the first State of the Union speech she attended.
  • When Bush visited Minneapolis after the I-35W bridge fell, she claimed that Bush wanted to kiss her.
  • Claimed to know about secret plans to divide Iraq.
  • She wants conservative to rise up in revolution to take back our government from the Marxists who have taken over.
  • She believes that Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and Fed Chair Ben Bernanke are going to abolish the dollar and move the world to a single world currency.
  • She seems to believe that ACORN is the root of all evil. At least she blames them for a whole host of sins. She has claimed the following about ACORN:
    1. ACORN is under indictment for voter fraud (they aren't).
    2. They will receive $5 billion from the stimulus bill (they aren't even mentioned).
    3. They are part of a census conspiracy (see next bullet point).
  • She is scared of the census. She encouraged people to not participate in the census when they come to your door because it's a part of an ACORN conspiracy theory.
  • She fears that Ted Kennedy's bill to expand AmericCorps will create re-education camps and send young people to them to be indoctrinated.
  • On the Chris Matthews Show called for an investigation of her fellow members of Congress for being Anti-American.
    "What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or Anti-America? I think the American people would love to see an expose like that."
  • She stated that "We have seen an orgy... The government spent its wad." at an anti-tax rally.
  • She called for conservatives to become armed and dangerous in opposing cap-and-trade legislation.
  • She claimed that in Washington, DC she feels like a foreign correspondent behind enemy lines.
    "I'm a foreign correspondent on enemy lines and I try to let everyone back here in Minnesota know exactly the nefarious activities that are taking place in Washington."
  • She asserted that we don't need to save the planet from global climate change because Jesus had already saved it.
    "[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, he saved the planet -- he didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that."
    Last time I checked in with the evangelicals, Jesus only saved people's souls.
  • She claimed that the stimulus bill passed at the beginning of the Obama Administration included a rationing board for health care.
  • She believes that we're running out of rich people in this country because Democrats want to tax the rich. No tax increases had been passed when she made this remark.
  • She claimed that we have enough oil off the coast of Virginia to replace the oil we import from Saudi Arabia.
  • She accused Obama of attempting to redraw congressional districts (only states do this).
    the "Community-Organizer-in-Chief" is also orchestrating a conspiracy involving the Census Bureau, which the president will use to redraw congressional lines to keep Democrats in power for up to "40 years." When the host said he was confused, noting that congressional district lines are drawn at the state level, Bachmann said Obama's non-existent plan is an "anti-constitutional move."
  • She believes that many member of Congress have a real aversion to capitalism.
  • She told radio listeners to KTLK that the stimulus bill money would not go to Republican districts. Actually, MN-06 got the most of any district in MN.
  • She believes that Catholics follow the anti-Christ.
  • She believes that the way to kill healthcare reform is through fasting and prayer.
  • After only a few months of the Obama Administration she told Sean Hannity that conservatives need to stage an armed revolution to prevent the Democrats from "achieving their ends. She believes Obama wants to end freedom in America.
  • She hid behind bushes while observing a gay pride rally at the MN State Capitol.
  • After a Homeland Security report about domestic terrorism was leaked, she ranted that conservative, pro-gun veterans were now considered domestic terrorists.
  • God told her to run for Congress. Actually, according to Michele (and these are her own words), God has instructed her to do a lot of things:
    Bachmann: And then the Lord showed me that I needed to go to college, and so I went to college...

    ...And the Lord then led me to this man, stand up, darling, this is Marcus Bachmann, my husband (applause).

    Led me to him, and showed me that this was also part of my calling. That my calling was to marry this man.

    And I tell you that, because, I hate to disappoint you, darling, but it wasn't a big romantic surge that led us to each other. It was His Word.

    We were praying one night, a girlfriend and I, not Marcus, and the Lord gave each one of us the same, exact vision. And it was this: It was a picture of me, marrying this man, in the valley where his parents have a farm in western Wisconsin.

    And we got that word, we were praying in the Spirit, I'd been baptized in the Spirit, we were praying in the Spirit and the Lord showed us that, and I just said, "Well, Lord, that's really strange, I'll just put in on the shelf."

    And I put it on the shelf, put it in His hands, and said: "You make the calling sure."

    I had no idea: at the same time, the Lord was speaking to my husband, and He showed my husband, he was repairing a fence on the farm where he worked, and the Lord showed him in a vision that he was supposed to marry me.

    ...And during those dorm years, when I was busy studying, the Lord put in my heart, that if I would be diligent and I would be steadfast, He would take me to law school. And I thought, law school? I have no interest in going to law school. But I put that in His hands and I put in His plan, and I put it in His hands, and pursued that, and eventually He did, He took me to law school.

    And I went to the first Christian law school that there was in the United States, down at Oral Roberts University, where they taught the law from a Biblical worldview.

    And from there, my husband said "Now you need to go and get post-doctorate degree in tax law." Tax law? I hate taxes. Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says: Be submissive, wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands.

    And so we moved to Virginia Beach, Virginia, and I went to William and Mary, to law school there, for a post-doctorate degree in tax law, and I pursued this course of study. Never had a tax course in my background, never had a desire for it, but by faith, I was gonna be faithful to what God was calling me to do through my husband, and I finished that course of that study.

    ...And in the midst of all this, as if we didn't have enough to do, He called me to run for the Minnesota State Senate. I had no idea, and no desire to be in politics. Absolutely none.

    ...And even though we were not successful getting (same-sex marriage) on the ballot, guess what? Although we were attacked, the message remains the same. As Pastor Mac (Hammond) has said: He is the same yesterday, today and forever. And His word will always be true, that He created them male and female, and that he brought them together, and that's what marriage will be.

    And in the midst of that calling, God then called me to run for the United States Congress.

    And I thought, what in the world would that be for. And my husband said ?You need to do this." And I wasn't so sure. And we took three days, and we fasted and we prayed. And we said "Lord, is this what you want, are You sure? Is this Your will?" And after, along about the afternoon of day two, He made that calling sure.


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