| OK, everyone knows that Tom Emmer really, Really, REALLY stepped in it - BIG TIME - with his, well, essentially: "Let's cut the paychecks of waitrons EVERYWHERE!" comment.
And saying something really, Really, REALLY stupid is nothing new for Tom Emmer; my favorite Emmerism is this:
"I don't think you can call yourself a freedom-loving American and be a Democrat." -- Tom Emmer, 9-26-09
(Marshall Independent)
And I was really, Really, REALLY happy when today's GreedOverPrinciples Party picked Emmer to be at the top of the ticket; I knew not only would that one come back to bite him but that there would be more!!!
But, here's the deal: Emmer isn't stupid. Sure, he says stupid things, but there's a reason he says 'em: they're designed to get him something (like an endorsement, from the Teabagging base of today's Small Tent Party).
So, I wondered who might benefit the most from Emmer's latest scheme to screw those with the least.... hmmm... hmmm - just who could that be?
Hey - might be this guy, current Chair of the republiCon Party of Minnesota, none other than FEC Taco Tony!!!
Yes, Ladies and Gentleman, click here for an Employment Application at one of GOPer Tony Sutton's tacoterias, and send the link to your kid. Why should you fork out big bucks for the kid's college, when there's an easy $100,000 to be made taking tacos to tables, or filling margaritas by the pitcher?
And get those high-paying jobs fast; Tom Emmer just doesn't think it's fair his pal Taco Tony has to shell out the big bucks to unappreciative waitrons, when a chunk o' that tip money could - and SHOULD - be going to Tony! And in Tom Emmer's Minnesota, if he's elected to the corner office, that's exactly what would happen.
So don't delay, do it today: hustle your kid down to the nearest Taco Tony's while the gettin's good!!!
Perhaps Spot was correct, "What the Republicans really need to do right now is to arrange a pool party for Tom Emmer."
But I hope they don't; there's bound to be more Emmerisms between now and November..... |
