That job, of course, would be Communications Director/Press Secretary/Chief Apologist for the batsh*t crazy Congresswoman from Minnesota's 6th District, Michele "You Be Da Man!" Bachmann, R=Whack Job.
Here's some free advice, for Little Miss Hiding In The Weeds' Communications Director/Press Secretary/Chief Apologist, since putting Bachmann in front of a microphone - any time, any place - only serves to subject her to scorn and ridicule:
1 - Go to Home Depot, and
2 - Buy a box of duct tape, and
3 - Make sure said duct tape is used as a replacement for lipstick.
Otherwise, said Communications Director/Press Secretary/Chief Apologist for Little Miss Hiding In The Weeds is going to have to keep responding to scorn and ridicule from people like Keith Olbermann, nationally, to Editorials, locally. Here's part of what the St. Cloud State University Chronicle opined, recently (h/t to Dump Bachmann):
Editorial
Why Michele Bachmann, can't you just keep your mouth shut? Issue date: 2/23/09
Why does it have to happen again and again? Believe it or not readers, we loathe writing about the woman in our editorials. But we consider it our job, nay, our unavoidable patriotic duty to provide commentary whenever our most remarkably daft representative lets her toxic speech contaminate the airwaves and bring utter humiliation upon the inhabitants of Minnesota's 6th Congressional District.
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Bachmann is now viewed by many across the nation and in the news media as a blathering clown, known for the same type comedic shtick that popularized Paris Hilton in "The Simple Life," whose remarkably ignorant statements once provided a temporary moment of bliss in our stressful lives. One wonders whether just as with Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson, Bachmann is in fact mentally ill or just in desperate need of attention. (complete editorial, here)
Yep - duct tape. That's my suggestion, to make Little Miss Hiding In The Weeds' Communications Director/Press Secretary/Chief Apologist's "Toughest Job In The Word" just a little bit easier...
